Some relationships have titles. Others have… security clearance issues. 😂
The United States Navy Side Piece T-Shirt from MARKTIME CREATIONS is for the one who knows exactly where she stands—and apparently decided to make a shirt about it.
Featuring a bold pin-up-inspired Navy design with anchors, dog tags, roses, and just the right amount of bad decision-making, this one isn't trying to be sweet or sentimental. It's loud, inappropriate, unapologetic, and guaranteed to start a conversation.
With “Not the Wife… Just the Perks,” “Supports His Mission, Enjoys His Absence,” and “Same Uniform, Different Time Zone,” this shirt was made for someone with a sense of humor and absolutely no interest in explaining herself.
Perfect for military humor, Navy parties, gag gifts, deployment jokes, or that friend whose dating history probably shouldn't be discussed around the command.
No rank. No benefits. No dependents. Just the perks. ⚓
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Some relationships have titles. Others have… security clearance issues. 😂
The United States Navy Side Piece T-Shirt from MARKTIME CREATIONS is for the one who knows exactly where she stands—and apparently decided to make a shirt about it.
Featuring a bold pin-up-inspired Navy design with anchors, dog tags, roses, and just the right amount of bad decision-making, this one isn't trying to be sweet or sentimental. It's loud, inappropriate, unapologetic, and guaranteed to start a conversation.
With “Not the Wife… Just the Perks,” “Supports His Mission, Enjoys His Absence,” and “Same Uniform, Different Time Zone,” this shirt was made for someone with a sense of humor and absolutely no interest in explaining herself.
Perfect for military humor, Navy parties, gag gifts, deployment jokes, or that friend whose dating history probably shouldn't be discussed around the command.
No rank. No benefits. No dependents. Just the perks. ⚓
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
