Deployment season is here. Hide your Sailors. 😂⚓
Meet the unofficial mascot of questionable Navy decisions: sunglasses on, drink in hand, and absolutely thriving while somebody is three time zones away.
The United States Navy Side Piece Deployment Season T-Shirt from MARKTIME CREATIONS takes classic military humor and gives it the disrespectful little twist it deserves.
Featuring our laid-back Navy seagull enjoying his “Deployment Season” beverage alongside “Same Uniform, Different Time Zone” and “Supporting From a Distance — You’re Welcome,” this shirt is made to get laughs before anyone even reads the whole thing.
Perfect as a gag gift, deployment-party shirt, Navy humor tee, or for anyone who believes military life is already ridiculous enough that we might as well laugh about it.
Wear it proudly. Wear it irresponsibly.
MARKTIME CREATIONS accepts no responsibility for angry spouses, awkward conversations, or sudden changes to your liberty status. 😂⚓
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Deployment season is here. Hide your Sailors. 😂⚓
Meet the unofficial mascot of questionable Navy decisions: sunglasses on, drink in hand, and absolutely thriving while somebody is three time zones away.
The United States Navy Side Piece Deployment Season T-Shirt from MARKTIME CREATIONS takes classic military humor and gives it the disrespectful little twist it deserves.
Featuring our laid-back Navy seagull enjoying his “Deployment Season” beverage alongside “Same Uniform, Different Time Zone” and “Supporting From a Distance — You’re Welcome,” this shirt is made to get laughs before anyone even reads the whole thing.
Perfect as a gag gift, deployment-party shirt, Navy humor tee, or for anyone who believes military life is already ridiculous enough that we might as well laugh about it.
Wear it proudly. Wear it irresponsibly.
MARKTIME CREATIONS accepts no responsibility for angry spouses, awkward conversations, or sudden changes to your liberty status. 😂⚓
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
