Deployment season is here. Somebody had to hold down the home front. 🐓😂
Introducing the United States Army Side Piece T-Shirt from MARKTIME CREATIONS—the unofficial uniform for questionable decisions, long deployments, and stories that probably shouldn't make it into the group chat.
Featuring our ridiculously confident Army rooster kicked back in his camp chair, rocking the shades and enjoying a “Deployment Season” beverage like he doesn't have a care in the world. With “Same Uniform, Different Time Zone,” “Supporting From a Distance,” and the perfectly unnecessary “You’re Welcome,” this design takes military humor exactly where it probably shouldn't go.
Perfect for Army buddies, deployment parties, veterans, military spouses with a twisted sense of humor, gag gifts, or that one friend who absolutely should not be left unattended during block leave.
It’s inappropriate. It’s ridiculous. And that's exactly why we made it.
Supporting from a distance. Making questionable decisions locally. You’re welcome. 🐓🇺🇸
MARKTIME CREATIONS accepts no responsibility for angry spouses, revoked privileges, awkward FRG meetings, or your First Sergeant wanting to “have a word.” 😂
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Deployment season is here. Somebody had to hold down the home front. 🐓😂
Introducing the United States Army Side Piece T-Shirt from MARKTIME CREATIONS—the unofficial uniform for questionable decisions, long deployments, and stories that probably shouldn't make it into the group chat.
Featuring our ridiculously confident Army rooster kicked back in his camp chair, rocking the shades and enjoying a “Deployment Season” beverage like he doesn't have a care in the world. With “Same Uniform, Different Time Zone,” “Supporting From a Distance,” and the perfectly unnecessary “You’re Welcome,” this design takes military humor exactly where it probably shouldn't go.
Perfect for Army buddies, deployment parties, veterans, military spouses with a twisted sense of humor, gag gifts, or that one friend who absolutely should not be left unattended during block leave.
It’s inappropriate. It’s ridiculous. And that's exactly why we made it.
Supporting from a distance. Making questionable decisions locally. You’re welcome. 🐓🇺🇸
MARKTIME CREATIONS accepts no responsibility for angry spouses, revoked privileges, awkward FRG meetings, or your First Sergeant wanting to “have a word.” 😂
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
